Jacqueline MoodyJammin’ Jests, Jukin’ Jives, & Jolly Roger Justice

This is another song we sang as kids.  I remember them from YMCA day camp and the catchy tune makes it a favorite earworm.  The children’s song was adapted from Turkey in the Straw, written in the 1800s. There have been many rewritings of the lyrics, including some that are not G rated.  We only sang the first verse. I found the rest posted on the Internet and included them here.

Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they’re dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?

Do your ears hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears hang out?