A man walks into a bar…
You know, most jokes you hear you can see the punch line a mile away. This one got me:
A man walks into a bar and orders a double scotch. He drinks a few and the bartender asks him what’s wrong.
“I decided to surprise my wife and came home early from work.”
The bartender, having heard this many times before, said, “Caught her cheating then, did ya?”
The man put his drink down, looked him straight in the eyes and said, “I sure did. I couldn’t believe it. I caught her in bed with my best friend in the world. My BEST FRIEND!” He picked his drink up and slammed it back.
“Well, what did you say to him,” prodded the bartender.
“Bad dog. BAD DOG!”